G'day all,
Lately, I've been seeing a lot of salty people, both in real life, and on the internet of things.
And I've been wondering, how do you deal with people who are saltier than a Sardine?
Do you do what I do and just douse them with metaphorical Pepper (Cancel out their saltiness with some spice of your own)
Feel free to let me know.
Catch ya later,
JiffyNoodles

Sending them a pm.
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Sending them a pm.

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I got a letter from your doctor and he says you're pregnant .

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Fixed your spoiler for you luv 

you eat them obviously, just think to yourself "what would bwc do?"

Feed them lots and lots of bacon, just to shut them up that is. oh. and laugh when they put an extra pound of anger on, just because winding them up is the best bit about salty people. you give no fucks, they get the feels.

i usually pour more water water when i realize i put too much salt while cooking. not sure if it'll work on people though.

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What do you mean? Like, people are going out of their way to be mean to you, or are they just irritable and not pleasant to be around? Solution:

What do you mean? Like, people are going out of their way to be mean to you, or are they just irritable and not pleasant to be around? Solution:

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Soviet Mod

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Yep. Totally created the Soviet Mod because I was salty. I never previously expressed how I wanted to do singleplayer stuff prior to me releasing it.

I put vegetable oil on a potato and then drop them on it after adding some pepper pepper pepper. Cook in microwave for 2 minutes, flip over, cook for 2 more. Delicious.

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