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The question for October 2012 was as follows:

• In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, what would be the first five things you do?

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1) Grab my guns from the closet (2 shotguns, 2 handguns, and a knife), plus my ammo in a bag
2) Pack a bag full of non-perishable food and water bottles - make sure to include a reusuable bottle, put some camping gear in there too
3) Get in my car, go to the nearest remote gas station and fill a few cans with gas - put the cans in my trunk
4) Go out to some remote spot where I can camp for a few days while the havoc is happening
5) After things die down, go set up camp in a Costco Wholesale Superstore

1) Go to Walmart and get as much food and batteries possible
2) Go to Lowes/Home Depot and get wood and a electricity generator
3) Go to the nearest Air Force Base and get as many weapons (silenced preferably) and ammo
4) Board up the windows and doors to my house
5) Stay tuned to a radio/TV and keep the volume low

1) Masterbate
2) Sleep
3) Masterbate
4) Wake up
5) wait what zombie apocalypse aww no im going to di......

1) Take a few tools and grab a Assault rifle and ammo from the local shooting range
2) Go to the mountains were only a few people live.
3) Organize a Transistor radio and Food/Clean Water
4) Search for ways to communicate and setup a generator that uses fuel as ressource (Get fuel from empty cars)
5) Try to group up with others and try to survive.

1. Become an ordained minister so that I can kick ass in the name of the lord.
2. I'd instantly feel redeemed for all the hours I put into harvest moon given that now I can grow my own food during the zombie apocalypse.
3. Piece together all of my Cannibal Corpse album art so that I can prepare myself for what is about to go down.
4. I?d go buy every copy of the Titanic soundtrack I can, because not even the living dead can tolerate Celine Deon.
5. Wear a Nicolas Cage mask at all times so that the zombies think that I am just one of their undead disfigured brethren.

Ok so im ganna be completely legitimate
1)get off your mom and pull the hose in the house and fill every possable thing with water
2)turn off the porn and board up all the windows
3)hide a gun in every room(next to the porn)
4)go rob the neighbors of there corn crop and sneak a peak
5)see whats left at walmart in our ford f-250 turbo diesel super duty threw there front door. ill get the mag's and my bros(all 5 of them) will get food

-save my family and stick together with my army friends
-go to an gun store and pick up some weapns ( an sniper,mg,mps,pistols all weapons and ammo)
-go to an army outpost and searching for an vehile with 50cal weapon
-Now I look for the beginning of the apocalypse ad try to find the scientist who experimented on this project
-after that I will try to stop him with the apocalypse and its origins

this is the right way i think

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1. Save my cat. You always need some form of pussy with you.
2. Grab a Tent, Camping Gear, Tinned food (canned for the Americans, i think), Dried fruits and other dried foods and the Shotgun from the local farm (not to far away).
3. Get my dad to drive me to "The Peak District" (Lots of open plains and hills and fresh running streams), on the way there stop off at a friends and see if shes still alive, if she is she can come.
4. Find a nice cottage that is situated near a stream (water is important )
5. Live like they do on the TV show "Revolution" (set up a nice fence and welcome new comers).

1. Get my family
2. look around my house for blunt objects so i can keep my family safe
3. Get a car or go the other way
4. Make or get as many weapons as I can
5. Stay on the move
 

1) get some sort of rifle, doesn't matter what kind, as long as it has a silencer
2) get some bitches
3) stock up on ammo
4) stock up on lots of food and water, and gas
5) get a mini van, and barricade all the windows, and add extra locks

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1. Spend my life's savings on food, water, fruit/veggie seeds, and a gun with ammo at walmart
2. Drive to the airport
3. Get on my family's cargo plane
4. Go to a remote island in the pacific
5. Plant Seed and live the rest of my life on an island eating my food and water. (when i run out i use seeds to grow more food and coconut milk)

1. Brush my teeth
2. Comb my hair
3. Eat a bagel
4. Watch nyan cat
5. Grab my shotgun 

1. Drive a car as fast as it can go, hopefully that car can go at least 100 mph
2. Run over one big ass crowd of zombies
3. Become a zombie, if you can't beat them, join them.
4. Eat people
5. Get shot in the head by me because I did not become a zombie, that was a dolphin.