As pathethic as I am, I've got an online gf. Did I do it right?

As pathethic as I am, I've got an online gf. Did I do it right?

I'm guessing that her name is Astrid and you get to see her for 98 mins at a time. I approve 

Pffft, I'm always better then my significant other

I mean bitch I'm fabulous!

I definitely married up on that front. Not because my wife is rich, more so that she is model gorgeous. Not even lying, she was inundated with modelling and acting work during her late teens and early 20's before becoming a parent. Now we have gorgeous kids who also act in several short films and they have even won several awards including best newcomer for one of my sons at in indie event at Cannes.

I would rate my wife a solid 10 for looks and personality while  I would consider myself a 7 maybe because I am a kind natured person but not exactly the nicest looking guy in the world. I can hold my own though.

This is my wife and one of my sons Josh in a short film they starred in 2 years back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmAcDcySyNM

and this is my wife, Josh and older son Alexander starring in the proclaimers video 'Spinning Around' directed by Matt Lucas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MZpEMklgc4

I am very proud of them all and would consider my relationship to be rock solid. My wife loves me and I love her, very much!

I'm guessing that her name is Astrid and you get to see her for 98 mins at a time. I approve 

If only that was the case

and this is my wife, Josh and older son Alexander starring in the proclaimers video 'Spinning Around' directed by Matt Lucas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MZpEMklgc4

Wait, is that policeman the guy from Little Britain?



If so, holy shit

Wait, is that policeman the guy from Little Britain?

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If so, holy shit

Sure is...

Sure is...

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That guy is a legend in my books Shame, that Little Britain wasnt continued

As pathethic as I am, I've got an online gf. Did I do it right?

Why you probably only have an online gf:

That guy is a legend ( - ary ) in my books Shame, that Little Britain wasnt continued

 

aww thanks hitman

I met my gf out in the PA mountains while hiking for 3 days in the winter. It's worked out great for a year so far 

Teach me your ways, 'o wise Sensei. 

I met my gf out in the PA mountains while hiking for 3 days in the winter. It's worked out great for a year so far 

Is she a mountain goat?

Nope, she is Asian though if that means anything hahaha

Not sure if that's a pun