Don't you have kebabs in the US?

I'd be game tbh take him down Buchanan street and see who last longer, they'll hear his accent and within 5 seconds his ass hole will be bleeding and his wallet, his watch will be in Cash Generators.

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That is a doner (not donor) kebab. The number 1 choice for the alcohol dependant Scotsman after a heavy session. I absolutely would NOT recommend digesting one unless you have consumed at least a healthy amount of booze first though.

Also, as Bryan says, there is a strong chance of you getting raped and robbed in Glasgow just for being an American tourist. It's our way. I wouldn't take it personal or anything though.

Nope. It's nothing personal. It's just getting raped and mugged for being from somewhere else. I also just HAVE to ask this question, but why do Europeans seem to hate Americans? I've met very few Europeans that didn't give me flack for being from America.

We don't hate Americans. We also don't rape and rob people. Well... Some people probably do but it's definitely not tradition.

Try to laugh at the jokes like the rest of us MAK. There's a good lad.

Are you drunk atm, Scottish bastard? Cos no sober man will think Mak will laugh at normal peoples jokes

Are you drunk atm, Scottish bastard? Cos no sober man will think Mak will laugh at normal peoples jokes

Nah, not drank in weeks tbh. Round about the same time I raped & robbed some tourist then finished the night off with a large doner & cheese.

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