first was a boy scout court of honor, then lowes to buy a $80 dremel kit for my custom xbox, then my new walking dead comic came in the mail, then i was cutting it open and almost cut off my finger, was bleeding like a severed arterie for 10 minutes, then stoped bleeding, bandaged it up and walked to my  bed from the bathroom which felt like climbing a mountain cause of blood loss, didnt sleep cause i wanted to keep from reopening the cut, luckly i was fine and should be able to type with two hands in a week or so, can still use a mouse and controler fine as long as i dont use my pointer finger and dont put to much presure on my thumb, how was your day lol!

never seen a finger bleed so f--king much...

nice job

lol my friend had the tip of his finger severed off from having a door slammed on it (they reattached the tip and it looks fine except for a scar now) and he slit an artery in his thumb by accidentally ejecting a switchblade too close to his thumb, blood was literally squirting from his finger like a geyser and got all over the furniture and walls (and ceiling) couldn't move his thumb for over a month and still doesn't have full control over its movement because of the damaged nerves. Consider yourself lucky.

My dads friend was cutting wood because he was building a shed for his new lawnmower. His wife hugged him while he was using the saw and he cut off four of his fingers. The last time I saw him, he was working at a pawn shop.

The Christmas party for my work was last night at 6:30, so I was on my way home to pick up my wife and our 2 1/2 year old son to take him to the sitters. While my wife is getting ready my son finds a green marker and draws all over himself, the carpet and our TV. My wife sees it, freaks out and starts trying to clean the carpet and while she is doing that our angelic little boy pulls the TV down and breaks it. We end up being an hour late to the dinner because the restaurant is downtown where there are a thousand one way streets and homeless people (speedbumps) and I had a heck of a time finding a parking garage that wasn't going to rape me...which ended up being 5 blocks from the restaurant so we walked the rest of the way in 30 degree temperature. There was no booze, our food was cold and the door prizes consisted of pens and notepads with the company's logo on it. Merry freaking christmas, I hope you all get robbed this year.

downtown where there are a thousand one way streets and homeless people (speedbumps)

lmao

Sounds like a shitty night, my condolences.

I got a paper-cut once.

I got a paper-cut once.

worst 24 hours in my book. also i just noticed. WHY DO YOU HAVE 1337 RESPECT?!?!?!? 

lol my friend had the tip of his finger severed off from having a door slammed on it (they reattached the tip and it looks fine except for a scar now) and he slit an artery in his thumb by accidentally ejecting a switchblade too close to his thumb, blood was literally squirting from his finger like a geyser and got all over the furniture and walls (and ceiling) couldn't move his thumb for over a month and still doesn't have full control over its movement because of the damaged nerves. Consider yourself lucky.

wow, that sucks.

doesn't really count as a cut but my dad was nailing wood for our pool shed with a nail gun and it was a new powerful one(shot a nail about 75 yards over a house xD) and he nailed himself through his fingernail into the wood Dx

doesn't really count as a cut but my dad was nailing wood for our pool shed with a nail gun and it was a new powerful one(shot a nail about 75 yards over a house xD) and he nailed himself through his fingernail into the wood Dx

Proof that alcohol and power tools don't mix.

Proof that alcohol and power tools don't mix.

dafuq man?

dafuq man?

It was one of his baseless jokes