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by tomikaze
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So, I was recently sent a groupon for a company advertising natural health remedies (as if I believed that nature was generous enough to offer us cures that don't need to be engineered in a lab). But I digress. The add was for one foot soak or two colon hydrotheropy sessions, described by this back-alley company as, "Closed system fills colon with warm water to flush out toxins."
So, they're going to shoot my colon up with warm water (and god knows what else) like a balloon and pray it doesn't explode inside my body. Hmm.
Yea, that sounds about right. When I'm thinking of relaxing things to do on the weekend it usually comes down to a relaxing foot soak or colon manipulation from the office of Dr Nick Riviera (hi everybody!)
You know if they could just take the water from my foot soak then inject it into my colon and then make me a smoothie out of my own colon/foot water then I would become a believer in the benefits of recycling.

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Really, any "natural remedies" ad raises red flags for me.

 
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