The October 2012 winner is tomikaze! We were prepared to choose between the most serious and most hilarious submissions - unfortunately there was a pretty disappointing lack of logical and serious responses, so we picked the funniest one.

Here is his post:

1. Become an ordained minister so that I can kick ass in the name of the lord.
2. I'd instantly feel redeemed for all the hours I put into harvest moon given that now I can grow my own food during the zombie apocalypse.
3. Piece together all of my Cannibal Corpse album art so that I can prepare myself for what is about to go down.
4. I?d go buy every copy of the Titanic soundtrack I can, because not even the living dead can tolerate Celine Deon.
5. Wear a Nicolas Cage mask at all times so that the zombies think that I am just one of their undead disfigured brethren.