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Call of Duty 5: World at War => Content Reviews => General => Humourous Reviews => Topic started by: tomikaze on June 28, 2015, 12:50:50 am
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Created by: Blink-420 (I've been kidnapped by Spiderbite and am chained up in his basement, someone help me please. God no! Here he comes again.)
The Basics: You've been dieting for SO long now and it's time to have a cheat meal. What better way to celebrate a new healthier you than by giving yourself cancer by eating at Taco Bell. Purchasing this budget banquet won't take much from your wallet but it will deplete your body of all its precious life sustaining resources as you spend the next 6 hours on the can.
What We Liked: Playing solo it was a challenge just getting out of the starting area, I'd recommend buying the Thompson off the wall as soon as you can. Once outside it's smooth sailing and watching 10 zombies all pouring off the top of a nearby building was pretty cool. If you stand underneath them and shoot straight up as a round starts you can experience the glorious bloody waterfall complete with internal organs and chunks of bone. Oh, I'm so hungry for that Volcano Burrito with extra Lava Sauce. Black Ops guns with custom names and skins, BO perks and the PAP machine.
What We Didn't Like: Taco Bell.
Final Word: If you've made it this far then you must have a cast-iron stomach and a flame retardant sphincter...in which case - CONGRATULATIONS! You have beaten the map!
Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/download/g3z8s4xwb7q6ilj/TacoBellv1.exe (http://www.mediafire.com/download/g3z8s4xwb7q6ilj/TacoBellv1.exe)
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What We Didn't Like: Taco Bell.
You don't like Taco Bell :O
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You don't like Taco Bell :O
When I worked for Taco Bell and we were pulling "meat" from Biohazard labeled steel drums...my love for Taco Bell died that day.
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When I worked for Taco Bell and we were pulling "meat" from Biohazard labeled steel drums...my love for Taco Bell died that day.
:lol: :lol:
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Well that's confusing.
The review seemed more about the virtual food more than the map itself and despite the numerous mapping flaws in the map including lack of better detail and clipped up grass, the map wasn't all too bad.
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Well that's confusing.
The review seemed more about the virtual food more than the map itself and despite the numerous mapping flaws in the map including lack of better detail and clipped up grass, the map wasn't all too bad.
i found it quite lazy and dull, and there was this annoying guy i was playing with who kept telling me not to teleport :troll:
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i found it quite lazy and dull, and there was this annoying guy i was playing with who kept telling me not to teleport :troll:
I'm going too teach you what middle fingers are for >=(
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I'm going too teach you what middle fingers are for >=(
love u too dual :-*
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Well that's confusing.
It's in the humorous section, don't hurt yourself thinking too hard about it. My video reviews don't give much actual information either ;D
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It's in the humorous section, don't hurt yourself thinking too hard about it. My video reviews don't give much actual information either ;D
Why didn't you do a video review for this one? I need my Tomikaze video review fix dammit!
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When I worked for Taco Bell and we were pulling "meat" from Biohazard labeled steel drums...my love for Taco Bell died that day.
No comment :poker: ... except that made me hungry with that comment :D :)
and just for the head's up you didn't even speak about phd why ?
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No comment :poker: ... except that made me hungry with that comment :D :)
and just for the head's up you didn't even speak about phd why ?
What about PhD? I don't think I bought any perks and maybe I played the map for like 5 mins :D
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What about PhD? I don't think I bought any perks and maybe I played the map for like 5 mins :D
gg :D